“Then I looked the president in the eye and said, ‘With all due respect, this is your only solution: We take Animal Crossing, add a Tiger King expansion pack, & allow the people to sell virtual tiger cubs and crystal meth for real world cash. That’ll keep ’em busy.”
“If that doesn’t jump-start the economy & keep Americans all safe & socially distant, I don’t know what will. But trust me: we do this and it’ll be your mug up there on Mt. Rushmore. In. Solid. Gold.”–Wyatt Duvall, I Did It All for the Tanuki: How Tom Nook & Tiger King Saved the World
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